Take back the swinger's lifestyle

We saw this posted on another site and thought we should pass it on.
WE ARE THE 99% ...
...Who the hot ones are probably talking about when they "take one for the team."
... Who are the ones who will chat up or merely tolerate to paw our much hotter partners.
... Whose worst pictures are the ones that sort of look like us on a good day
... Who are getting kinda drunk waiting for that much hotter couple to show up when they said they would (but don't)
... Who don't look good in: knee-high boots, feather boas, Lucite, lame, colored wigs, body paint, anything made of fishnet or Speedos.
... Who have nothing (intentionally) pierced
... Whose tats are neither legible nor cool
... Whose real boobs look like, well, real boobs.
... Who last a fraction (half to a third) of the time the 1% says they do
... Who don't rock climb, ski, hang glide or run the Ironman
... Who don't have shots of themselves in Tuscan villas, Cabo San Lucas or naked in the fucking Fountain of Trevi.
... Who are not the ones at the bottom of that awesome girl-pile
... Who don't straddle motorcycles or other large, vibrating machines while naked and arching a spine-crunching backbend.
... Who would never try DP no matter how much Valium we've been slipped
... Who think turning their "vanilla" friends would be more awkward and weird than hot
... Who think the word "vanilla" is insulting to sundaes
... Who don't go to Lake Havasu, Burning Man or Hedonism and are pissed off about it
... Whose booty calls go unanswered, like a lonely dog's howl echoing through a moonless night
IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUR SWINGER'S LIFESTYLE BACK! WE ARE THE 99%